WEBVTT 00:00.080 --> 00:07.520 Hello there ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another video and since for many of my past videos that I've been doing on this channel 00:07.520 --> 00:13.720 I've been doing a lot of making a lot of music sort of mash-ups just trying sort of 00:13.720 --> 00:16.340 Different things and making my own music 00:16.340 --> 00:22.240 But today I thought it'd be interesting if maybe we checked out and tried reviewing some music 00:22.240 --> 00:23.280 I thought it'd be fun 00:23.280 --> 00:29.800 Little change and since everybody is talking about on Taylor Swift's new album called the life of a showgirl 00:31.720 --> 00:37.440 And many people online are very just even the biggest Taylor Swift fans 00:37.440 --> 00:41.420 They are getting really disappointed in this album just lyrically 00:42.000 --> 00:45.560 Quick context Taylor Swift was always known to be such 00:45.560 --> 00:50.680 so poetic in her songs just like really amazing metaphors and 00:57.590 --> 00:58.470 And 00:58.470 --> 01:00.750 This album 01:01.490 --> 01:03.210 This is downright 01:03.210 --> 01:04.930 This is downright 01:05.710 --> 01:07.790 Disappointing even her biggest fans. I mean 01:10.450 --> 01:19.130 If this album lyrically were not so horrendously bad then this wouldn't even be a video and I wouldn't have to show you guys how 01:20.310 --> 01:22.010 Insane these lyrics are 01:23.090 --> 01:26.110 So I'm starting off with her song 01:26.910 --> 01:32.830 Father figure the chorus. I'll be your father figure. I drink that brown liquor 01:32.830 --> 01:35.950 I can't make deals with the devil because my 01:41.900 --> 01:45.110 Listen guys, and this is this is not even it's not me 01:45.110 --> 01:50.490 This is just the beginning people and let's just just remember this is Taylor Swift 01:51.350 --> 02:00.970 The same woman that created the biggest tour the most successful tour the Ares tour in history has over I think it was 12 Grammys 02:02.350 --> 02:09.230 She is like taking she is the Michael Jackson of her time you guys and here we get lyrics like my 02:09.230 --> 02:14.150 You guys this this lady. She is 35 years old 02:14.150 --> 02:19.190 Age check. Maybe she should just put a PG-13 on this album. Seriously though 02:19.190 --> 02:22.250 Next up we have her song eldest daughter 02:23.130 --> 02:25.330 Which track is this I can't remember 02:26.890 --> 02:30.050 So very first lyrics of the song we get 02:30.790 --> 02:37.470 Everybody's so punk on the internet. Everyone's unbothered until they're not every jokes just trolling 02:39.250 --> 02:45.870 Rolling and memes is she talking about trolling and memes trolling and memes I 02:47.490 --> 02:52.150 Mean back it back in her other songs we get beautiful lyrics like 02:57.570 --> 03:01.730 And now we get just trolling and memes 03:03.790 --> 03:10.090 As sad as it seems apathy is hot okay over that is everybody's cutthroat and the 03:11.270 --> 03:13.310 Everybody's cutthroat in the comments 03:15.270 --> 03:21.730 This woman is talking she's singing about her comment section you couldn't come up with anything more creative Taylor 03:21.730 --> 03:23.150 Everything's cut 03:26.550 --> 03:31.390 I mean the amount of times that Taylor has like tried to act like a 03:31.390 --> 03:37.370 Like in her last album torture poets department. She's trying to like going for that all trauma girl 03:37.370 --> 03:41.690 She's gone through so much as a showgirl and like in this album 03:41.690 --> 03:47.170 She's trying to portray the stuff that she had to go through as being in the music industry in a show girl 03:47.170 --> 03:52.450 But to be honest it's we're not even getting an insight on any of this to be it's just like 03:53.050 --> 03:54.750 songs with lyrics like my 03:57.010 --> 04:03.830 Cutthroat in the comments like oh, she's just totally playing the oh, I'm so tortured because everyone's being mean to me in the 04:03.830 --> 04:04.670 common section 04:06.230 --> 04:10.150 Taylor please you earned over a billion dollars on this freaking tour 04:10.150 --> 04:13.110 I mean please please stop just just stop 04:13.670 --> 04:18.690 See guys just the reason that I made this video is that I just want you guys to acknowledge that 04:19.210 --> 04:25.850 This is the music these days. I mean if you're an adult like say over about 04:26.650 --> 04:32.670 30 no like 40 at least that means you were alive during the 80s you guys got the good stuff 04:32.670 --> 04:37.030 I mean you guys had a good you guys got songs like I mean 04:37.030 --> 04:41.770 I'm not gonna name specific songs because like practically all the songs from the A's were good 04:41.770 --> 04:47.450 You got amazing bands to say death flipper. Let's say the bangles. Yes, I'd like the bangles. Don't judge me 04:49.650 --> 04:53.330 But here we are 2025 me being a gen alpha 04:54.230 --> 04:58.570 Here we get like okay next song would 05:00.430 --> 05:01.810 Okay, here we go 05:02.850 --> 05:05.990 First lyric daisies bare naked Alice distraught 05:07.030 --> 05:11.350 He loves me not he loves. I'm just gonna get then we get the post-course 05:11.350 --> 05:14.350 Forgive me. It sounds cocky. He 05:14.930 --> 05:22.590 Metized me and opened my eyes redwood tree. It ain't hard to see his love was the key that opened my thighs 05:24.430 --> 05:24.970 Yeah 05:26.590 --> 05:32.330 Come on Taylor seriously, what is this? What is this monstrosity? Okay? 05:33.790 --> 05:36.810 She couldn't come up with anything better than that 05:37.030 --> 05:39.610 I mean it's just not it's not just this lyric 05:39.610 --> 05:45.510 I mean just the overall vibe of these entire song just the overall breathy voice 05:47.290 --> 05:49.250 It's and just like really 05:50.290 --> 05:52.350 You know, I 05:52.930 --> 05:56.070 Mean to have a song this this obvi 05:58.450 --> 06:05.310 Yes, and it's the this is the post-course you guys the chorus is what everyone's singing along to in this song 06:05.310 --> 06:08.770 So what why do you have to why do you have to put it right there? 06:08.790 --> 06:15.770 I mean like she couldn't come up with any other lyric like what rhymes with sighs you guys his love was the key that opened my 06:18.630 --> 06:27.430 Eyes that his love was the key that opened my eyes a few moments later the key that opened my my skies my skies 06:27.430 --> 06:28.310 Yeah, my skies 06:30.870 --> 06:33.110 Do I literally just came up for 06:33.110 --> 06:38.090 Frequent replacement for well, how long did that take me guys two seconds? 06:38.790 --> 06:43.330 One minute to say I mean come on. She couldn't come up with jet 06:44.250 --> 06:45.350 Okay, I'm just 06:47.050 --> 06:55.230 Next song here. We have wish list dollar sign dollar sign by the way, that's how appropriate. I mean let's just start 06:55.230 --> 06:56.830 I mean back to wood. I mean 06:57.570 --> 07:02.470 This is a 35-year-old woman we're talking about she is the most 07:02.470 --> 07:06.950 Influent one of the most influential artists of our time 07:06.950 --> 07:10.830 the most influential artists of our time and the most of like 07:12.050 --> 07:17.350 History, honestly, and that she has written so many good songs if you don't know like if you haven't 07:17.350 --> 07:25.030 Listened to many tears or something. Anyway, moving on to wish list. I just thought it is really interesting just to show you guys 07:26.230 --> 07:28.930 How did not just how good you good? 07:30.490 --> 07:36.330 How good you guys had it back in the 80s or in the 70s or whatever 20 like up to 07:38.210 --> 07:45.750 2010 music was pretty good. But I mean imagine being like a gen alpha and you have to listen to lyrics like his 07:45.750 --> 07:48.290 Love was the key that opened my thighs 07:51.650 --> 07:52.950 Guys I'm 14 07:55.030 --> 07:55.710 It's 07:56.750 --> 07:57.990 What is this? 07:58.870 --> 08:04.310 What is this honestly? Okay. Anyway moving on wish list here we go 08:05.090 --> 08:11.850 They want that yacht life under chopper blades. They want those bright lights and Balenci shades 08:12.610 --> 08:15.650 And the fat ass with a baby face 08:16.970 --> 08:23.530 What what does that even guys what does this even mean fat ass with a baby face like there's a 08:23.530 --> 08:24.650 Face on your 08:24.650 --> 08:29.130 I can't 08:29.750 --> 08:32.450 So like why who wants that? 08:32.650 --> 08:35.730 I mean apparently the theme of the song that she says it's like 08:35.730 --> 08:42.230 Oh, this is what everybody else wants and all of this money and this fame and bright lights and the let's see shades 08:42.230 --> 08:46.890 It's a return and I just want you you know, that's kind of the theme of the song what she wants 08:46.890 --> 08:50.430 She doesn't want all that money. She just wants her fiancee by the way 08:50.430 --> 08:56.450 She's engaged now, but who asked for fat ass with the baby face who asked for this Taylor, right? 08:58.430 --> 09:04.230 If you had not listened to this album, you would not know you would not believe how 09:05.070 --> 09:10.330 Unbearable these these lyrics are I mean some of these songs they are quite catchy 09:10.330 --> 09:14.350 I mean I do sort of like on wish list is actually not that bad 09:14.350 --> 09:19.390 I mean from the from the beat, you know, because I generally like just songs if they're catchy, you know 09:19.390 --> 09:25.470 And if they especially lyrically, but then like you look into the lyrics and it's like what's 09:25.470 --> 09:26.370 like 09:27.110 --> 09:27.750 What? 09:29.250 --> 09:38.310 Okay, moving on to actually romantic which I I genuinely liked this is pretty pretty good. Well, it is all right 09:40.030 --> 09:43.430 The lyrics I highly regret 09:43.430 --> 09:50.410 Well, I mean they are not as bad as would because this is what everybody's everybody's talking about wood cuz like 09:51.490 --> 09:57.890 How could you not make it? How could you make it more obvious than his love was the key that opened my thighs like what? 10:00.910 --> 10:03.610 Okay, so here we are actually romantic 10:05.990 --> 10:08.790 Okay here if we go down to verse two 10:09.870 --> 10:10.910 Goes like 10:10.910 --> 10:17.510 Hadn't thought of you in a long time, but you keep sending me funny Valentine's and I know you think it comes off vicious 10:17.510 --> 10:23.650 But it's precious adorable like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse 10:24.190 --> 10:25.890 That's how much it hurts 10:30.790 --> 10:38.110 Yeah, I mean that I mean that's that isn't that bad as here the one that we got from wood, but I mean like 10:38.790 --> 10:45.690 You couldn't come up from some as something better like I don't know a toy a toy chihuahua barking if you're from a tiny purse 10:46.270 --> 10:49.210 Okay, maybe it isn't that bad, but like 10:49.970 --> 10:55.250 That I just I just wanted to make this video just to point out to you guys that 10:55.250 --> 10:59.210 The music is it's not getting better 10:59.210 --> 11:06.610 I mean if this album were genuinely had a good lyrics and I wouldn't be making this video right now and I 11:06.610 --> 11:08.810 Feel like so many I 11:09.810 --> 11:17.590 Don't know just many Genziers all they really care about is the vise and how the song sounds and I mean that's okay, but like 11:17.590 --> 11:18.350 this 11:19.670 --> 11:27.950 We're getting the legends. These are this is a lady that people are looking up to for how great her lyrics are her music 11:27.950 --> 11:31.150 Just the way she is as a person and this is 11:31.690 --> 11:33.810 This is what she's giving him like this 11:34.910 --> 11:40.150 What are you trying to implement into the brains of your fans? I mean like what are you trying to say you're like what? 11:41.010 --> 11:44.330 So, yeah, this is just a new album for you 11:44.930 --> 11:50.390 Here we got actually romantic. I mean this isn't that bad, but the worst one is got to be 11:50.390 --> 11:54.570 Wood okay, I know and I haven't even told you all the lyrics of this 11:54.570 --> 11:56.310 the bad ones 11:56.990 --> 12:00.690 Then then she goes girls. I don't need to catch the bouquet 12:00.690 --> 12:04.230 To know a hard rock is on the way 12:05.650 --> 12:09.350 I mean just just with every every thing like 12:10.030 --> 12:14.890 Now that she has her fiance she has like referred to Travis Kelsey's 12:14.890 --> 12:22.090 You know what like in ten different metaphors in this song. I mean come on Redwood tree knock on wood 12:22.090 --> 12:24.330 Cocky you get the hint yet 12:26.430 --> 12:31.950 Like what this is what we get like as not just gents ears gen alphas like 12:32.570 --> 12:35.890 This is the these are the beautiful wonderful lyrics that we get 12:36.890 --> 12:41.210 So if there's only one message that I could give to Taylor Swift right now 12:42.670 --> 12:46.350 Thank you so much for telling me so much about how much 12:47.730 --> 12:52.610 And thank you to you for watching today's video. I'll see you next time. Bye