Hello there ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another video and since for many of my past videos that I've been doing on this channel
I've been doing a lot of making a lot of music sort of mash-ups just trying sort of
Different things and making my own music
But today I thought it'd be interesting if maybe we checked out and tried reviewing some music
I thought it'd be fun
Little change and since everybody is talking about on Taylor Swift's new album called the life of a showgirl
And many people online are very just even the biggest Taylor Swift fans
They are getting really disappointed in this album just lyrically
Quick context Taylor Swift was always known to be such
so poetic in her songs just like really amazing metaphors and
And
This album
This is downright
Disappointing even her biggest fans. I mean
If this album lyrically were not so horrendously bad then this wouldn't even be a video and I wouldn't have to show you guys how
Insane these lyrics are
So I'm starting off with her song
Father figure the chorus. I'll be your father figure. I drink that brown liquor
I can't make deals with the devil because my
Listen guys, and this is this is not even it's not me
This is just the beginning people and let's just just remember this is Taylor Swift
The same woman that created the biggest tour the most successful tour the Ares tour in history has over I think it was 12 Grammys
She is like taking she is the Michael Jackson of her time you guys and here we get lyrics like my
You guys this this lady. She is 35 years old
Age check. Maybe she should just put a PG-13 on this album. Seriously though
Next up we have her song eldest daughter
Which track is this I can't remember
So very first lyrics of the song we get
Everybody's so punk on the internet. Everyone's unbothered until they're not every jokes just trolling
Rolling and memes is she talking about trolling and memes trolling and memes I
Mean back it back in her other songs we get beautiful lyrics like
And now we get just trolling and memes
As sad as it seems apathy is hot okay over that is everybody's cutthroat and the
Everybody's cutthroat in the comments
This woman is talking she's singing about her comment section you couldn't come up with anything more creative Taylor
Everything's cut
I mean the amount of times that Taylor has like tried to act like a
Like in her last album torture poets department. She's trying to like going for that all trauma girl
She's gone through so much as a showgirl and like in this album
She's trying to portray the stuff that she had to go through as being in the music industry in a show girl
But to be honest it's we're not even getting an insight on any of this to be it's just like
songs with lyrics like my
Cutthroat in the comments like oh, she's just totally playing the oh, I'm so tortured because everyone's being mean to me in the
common section
Taylor please you earned over a billion dollars on this freaking tour
I mean please please stop just just stop
See guys just the reason that I made this video is that I just want you guys to acknowledge that
This is the music these days. I mean if you're an adult like say over about
30 no like 40 at least that means you were alive during the 80s you guys got the good stuff
I mean you guys had a good you guys got songs like I mean
I'm not gonna name specific songs because like practically all the songs from the A's were good
You got amazing bands to say death flipper. Let's say the bangles. Yes, I'd like the bangles. Don't judge me
But here we are 2025 me being a gen alpha
Here we get like okay next song would
Okay, here we go
First lyric daisies bare naked Alice distraught
He loves me not he loves. I'm just gonna get then we get the post-course
Forgive me. It sounds cocky. He
Metized me and opened my eyes redwood tree. It ain't hard to see his love was the key that opened my thighs
Yeah
Come on Taylor seriously, what is this? What is this monstrosity? Okay?
She couldn't come up with anything better than that
I mean it's just not it's not just this lyric
I mean just the overall vibe of these entire song just the overall breathy voice
It's and just like really
You know, I
Mean to have a song this this obvi
Yes, and it's the this is the post-course you guys the chorus is what everyone's singing along to in this song
So what why do you have to why do you have to put it right there?
I mean like she couldn't come up with any other lyric like what rhymes with sighs you guys his love was the key that opened my
Eyes that his love was the key that opened my eyes a few moments later the key that opened my my skies my skies
Yeah, my skies
Do I literally just came up for
Frequent replacement for well, how long did that take me guys two seconds?
One minute to say I mean come on. She couldn't come up with jet
Okay, I'm just
Next song here. We have wish list dollar sign dollar sign by the way, that's how appropriate. I mean let's just start
I mean back to wood. I mean
This is a 35-year-old woman we're talking about she is the most
Influent one of the most influential artists of our time
the most influential artists of our time and the most of like
History, honestly, and that she has written so many good songs if you don't know like if you haven't
Listened to many tears or something. Anyway, moving on to wish list. I just thought it is really interesting just to show you guys
How did not just how good you good?
How good you guys had it back in the 80s or in the 70s or whatever 20 like up to
2010 music was pretty good. But I mean imagine being like a gen alpha and you have to listen to lyrics like his
Love was the key that opened my thighs
Guys I'm 14
It's
What is this?
What is this honestly? Okay. Anyway moving on wish list here we go
They want that yacht life under chopper blades. They want those bright lights and Balenci shades
And the fat ass with a baby face
What what does that even guys what does this even mean fat ass with a baby face like there's a
Face on your
I can't
So like why who wants that?
I mean apparently the theme of the song that she says it's like
Oh, this is what everybody else wants and all of this money and this fame and bright lights and the let's see shades
It's a return and I just want you you know, that's kind of the theme of the song what she wants
She doesn't want all that money. She just wants her fiancee by the way
She's engaged now, but who asked for fat ass with the baby face who asked for this Taylor, right?
If you had not listened to this album, you would not know you would not believe how
Unbearable these these lyrics are I mean some of these songs they are quite catchy
I mean I do sort of like on wish list is actually not that bad
I mean from the from the beat, you know, because I generally like just songs if they're catchy, you know
And if they especially lyrically, but then like you look into the lyrics and it's like what's
like
What?
Okay, moving on to actually romantic which I I genuinely liked this is pretty pretty good. Well, it is all right
The lyrics I highly regret
Well, I mean they are not as bad as would because this is what everybody's everybody's talking about wood cuz like
How could you not make it? How could you make it more obvious than his love was the key that opened my thighs like what?
Okay, so here we are actually romantic
Okay here if we go down to verse two
Goes like
Hadn't thought of you in a long time, but you keep sending me funny Valentine's and I know you think it comes off vicious
But it's precious adorable like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That's how much it hurts
Yeah, I mean that I mean that's that isn't that bad as here the one that we got from wood, but I mean like
You couldn't come up from some as something better like I don't know a toy a toy chihuahua barking if you're from a tiny purse
Okay, maybe it isn't that bad, but like
That I just I just wanted to make this video just to point out to you guys that
The music is it's not getting better
I mean if this album were genuinely had a good lyrics and I wouldn't be making this video right now and I
Feel like so many I
Don't know just many Genziers all they really care about is the vise and how the song sounds and I mean that's okay, but like
this
We're getting the legends. These are this is a lady that people are looking up to for how great her lyrics are her music
Just the way she is as a person and this is
This is what she's giving him like this
What are you trying to implement into the brains of your fans? I mean like what are you trying to say you're like what?
So, yeah, this is just a new album for you
Here we got actually romantic. I mean this isn't that bad, but the worst one is got to be
Wood okay, I know and I haven't even told you all the lyrics of this
the bad ones
Then then she goes girls. I don't need to catch the bouquet
To know a hard rock is on the way
I mean just just with every every thing like
Now that she has her fiance she has like referred to Travis Kelsey's
You know what like in ten different metaphors in this song. I mean come on Redwood tree knock on wood
Cocky you get the hint yet
Like what this is what we get like as not just gents ears gen alphas like
This is the these are the beautiful wonderful lyrics that we get
So if there's only one message that I could give to Taylor Swift right now
Thank you so much for telling me so much about how much
And thank you to you for watching today's video. I'll see you next time. Bye