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Now, what kind of salary do you expect for a regular person?

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$250 a week.

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I'm going to give you $300 a week.

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Yes, indeed.

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$300 a week, $1,200 a month.

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All right?

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Great, I'll take it.

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Yes, you will.

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And I will take $350 for taxes.

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Whoa.

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Yeah, now, because, see, the government

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comes for the regular people first.

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Now, how much does that leave you with?

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$850.

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All right.

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Now, you've got to have an apartment

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because you are not going to live here.

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So an apartment in Manhattan will

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run you at least $400 a month.

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I'll live in New Jersey.

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Live in New Jersey, you've got to have a car.

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I'll ride a motorbike.

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You need a helmet.

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Figure 100 a month for clothes and shoes.

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Figure 200.

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I want to look good.

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OK, so what does that leave you with?

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$200.

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So no problem.

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There is a problem.

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You haven't eaten yet.

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I can get by on Maloney and cereal.

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So I got everything I need, plus $200 left for the month.

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You plan to have a girlfriend?

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For sure.

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Regular people.