WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:05.020 You have to be the most obnoxious person I have ever contacted, and I've ever read... 00:05.020 --> 00:07.380 Oh my God! What have you done? I don't know! 00:08.200 --> 00:08.520 Hello? 00:09.100 --> 00:10.020 I was looking for Sarah. 00:10.660 --> 00:11.160 This is Sarah. 00:11.580 --> 00:14.700 Hey Sarah, my name is Casey Ryback. You probably don't remember me. 00:15.140 --> 00:18.080 I worked for the f***ing restaurant. I was your server the other night. 00:18.640 --> 00:20.840 Oh. Um, yeah. Hi. 00:21.140 --> 00:24.800 Hi. I hope you don't mind me calling you. I got your phone number from our reservations book after you left. 00:29.580 --> 00:29.980 Um... 00:30.560 --> 00:32.180 I mean, did the card get declined or something? 00:32.400 --> 00:35.380 No, I'm just calling you because you gave me a pretty good tip. 00:35.760 --> 00:38.620 Like, way above 20%. You know, you gave me a really nice tip. 00:39.720 --> 00:45.840 Well, I mean, you gave us really good service, so I usually tip according to the service that I get. 00:46.060 --> 00:49.760 I appreciate that, but I just wanted to call and let you know that I really don't even need that tip. 00:49.980 --> 00:51.420 I don't even really need this job because I'm a millionaire. 00:53.320 --> 00:53.640 So... 00:53.640 --> 00:57.160 You know, thank you and everything, but I just wanted to let you know that I don't actually need the money. 00:58.580 --> 01:03.440 Okay. Well, I mean, I don't even... Wait. Why are you even calling? 01:03.640 --> 01:05.960 I don't know. I'm sorry. This is the weirdest phone call. 01:06.160 --> 01:09.680 Well, I was calling to thank you for the tip, but also to let you know that I don't really need it. 01:09.780 --> 01:14.340 So if you want it back, it's fine with me because I don't, you know, like I said, I'm actually a millionaire. 01:14.620 --> 01:15.900 I just wait tables for fun. 01:17.960 --> 01:22.940 I mean, okay. Wow. First of all, it's bizarre that you're calling me. 01:23.360 --> 01:27.660 Second of all, I'm sure that there's people that help you at the restaurant. 01:27.920 --> 01:30.320 Don't you guys like split your tips or something anyway with your... 01:30.320 --> 01:34.380 Yeah, I pretty much gave all of the money that you gave me to those guys, 01:34.840 --> 01:37.660 but I can give it back to you if you want it back, if you need it back or whatever, 01:37.760 --> 01:41.760 because I don't know if I mentioned it, but I'm actually doing pretty well for myself. 01:42.580 --> 01:45.620 Yeah, you said that. I mean, I don't want it back. 01:45.820 --> 01:50.360 So thanks and well done for you for being rich. 01:50.360 --> 01:52.300 Like, I don't know what else to say to you. 01:52.320 --> 01:53.460 I was just curious, what do you do for a living? 01:54.400 --> 01:58.360 I'm sorry, that is absolutely none of your business and I... 01:59.000 --> 02:00.200 Oh, no, no, no, no. 02:00.200 --> 02:03.680 I hate for you that you have a job that you don't need, but... 02:03.680 --> 02:04.440 Sarah, it's cool. 02:04.620 --> 02:06.680 I'm done with this conversation, okay? I don't... 02:06.680 --> 02:08.660 Sarah, Sarah, there's no need to be embarrassed, okay? 02:08.680 --> 02:11.920 We both know that I'm probably doing a little better than you are in the money department. 02:12.180 --> 02:13.660 I just... I'm trying to make friends. 02:14.020 --> 02:16.220 I'm trying to be really nice right now and not hang up the phone. 02:16.320 --> 02:19.760 So why don't you just, like, tell me what you need and be on your way? 02:19.760 --> 02:22.060 I don't want the money back. I don't want to be your friend. 02:22.180 --> 02:23.120 So was there something else? 02:23.120 --> 02:26.080 If you want some advice, you probably shouldn't be tipping so much. 02:26.760 --> 02:28.080 You know, you might want to save your money. 02:28.160 --> 02:28.700 I don't want your advice. 02:29.300 --> 02:31.840 I'm going to tip what I want to tip and it's none of your business. 02:32.080 --> 02:36.820 But you kind of tipped a lot and, like, I might know a little bit about finances myself, you know? 02:37.160 --> 02:39.020 So I'm giving you just kind of some free advice right there. 02:39.120 --> 02:40.060 Save your money. Don't tip so much. 02:40.080 --> 02:40.740 I don't want your advice. 02:41.220 --> 02:43.080 Just put that in the bank, you know? Get put that in savings. 02:43.900 --> 02:45.540 And then one day, who knows? 02:46.100 --> 02:49.220 You know, you too could be a millionaire. 02:49.220 --> 02:52.960 Okay, are you calling me from the restaurant right now? 02:53.560 --> 02:54.240 I am. Yeah. 02:54.360 --> 02:55.800 Well, I was just about to start my shift. 02:55.960 --> 02:57.120 Can I talk to your supervisor, please? 02:57.680 --> 02:58.620 But he's not a millionaire. 02:59.560 --> 03:01.840 I don't care. So pass the phone. 03:02.000 --> 03:04.440 If you're going to complain about me, you can say whatever you want 03:04.440 --> 03:06.400 because if the guy fires me, doesn't matter. 03:06.820 --> 03:08.640 Because I don't even need this job. 03:08.640 --> 03:10.560 You know what? You should probably just leave the job anyway 03:10.560 --> 03:13.640 and be done with it because I am going to get you fired. 03:13.940 --> 03:15.420 So pass the phone to your supervisor. 03:16.020 --> 03:17.360 Honestly, he's probably not going to fire me 03:17.360 --> 03:19.860 because I could just give him some money to keep the job. 03:20.160 --> 03:21.480 Like, you know, I pretty much could buy my own. 03:21.500 --> 03:25.060 You have to be the most obnoxious person I have ever contacted. 03:25.500 --> 03:26.120 I've ever read. 03:26.340 --> 03:27.160 Oh my God! 03:27.460 --> 03:28.320 Are we done? Are we done? 03:28.460 --> 03:29.320 Sarah? Sarah? 03:30.420 --> 03:30.740 What? 03:31.080 --> 03:32.720 This is actually Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. 03:32.860 --> 03:35.800 I'm moving 92.5, doing a phone tap on you. 03:35.900 --> 03:37.160 Your friend Julie set you up. 03:38.800 --> 03:40.080 Set me up for what? 03:40.580 --> 03:41.700 For a prank phone call. 03:43.180 --> 03:45.140 Why? Why would she do that? 03:45.140 --> 03:47.420 She said that she wanted to give you a good laugh 03:47.420 --> 03:50.160 and you guys had dinner the other night and thought it would be funny. 03:51.580 --> 03:53.940 I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. 03:54.440 --> 03:55.480 Probably because you're not a millionaire.