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What is marriage?

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A group project.

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A group project?

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Yes, with one angry manager.

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How do you know that?

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Look, that's my mom.

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What is a girlfriend?

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A girlfriend is an addition of problems,

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a subtraction of money,

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a multiplication of enemies,

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and a division of friends.

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Who is stronger, a man or a woman?

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Well, of course a woman.

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Why would you say that?

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Because it takes six men to carry a man to his grave,

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and only one woman to put him there.

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What do you notice about women?

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A woman can cry, she can faint,

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she can apologize, and still be lying.

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What have you learned about women?

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I learned that women don't lose arguments.

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Really?

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Yes, they only take a break and continue tomorrow.

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They have unlimited data.

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What do you know about women?

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I discovered something.

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What did you discover?

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When a woman says, do whatever you want,

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that was not permission.

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What was it?

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It was a trap.